Martinis

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.
..........Dorothy Parker

Martinis son como las tetas de una mujer
Una no es bastante
Tres son demasiado
Pero dos? -- es sufficiente!
..............Jose Espino

The mind is its own place, and in itself
it can make a heaven of hell,
or a hell of heaven.
-- John Milton

Quote courtesy of Basil of Canada