To a few friends regarding The Bourne Ultimatum
Bourne Ultimatum
MOOD: Irritated
Where does Bourne get the money to fly around the world? Who does his laundry? Where did he keep that passport that had been one of twenty issued to him when he was first inducted into the Company? How did he access it so fast? When he was in Tangier why couldn't the cameraman keep the camera still? Buy him a stedi-cam. And the cuts were so short that I thought that they kept running out of film. Oh, those bean counters -- let them bring some film next time. Why would he call the Evil Task Master to tell him that he was in his office rifling his safe? Okay, I can accept that he could make a ten story leap into the water and survive, (ten stories is only 100 feet) but how did he jump across the FDR Drive? Why doesn't the American Olympic Committee recruit him? Who is going to cure him of the skin diseases he will contract while swimming in the East River?
If you go to see this in spite of this warning, bring your ear protectors.
From St Eve regarding The Bourne Ultimatum
Stronghart: what I think is that your response was antiamerican.
First of all everyone loves matt damon and everyone sympathizes with someone who has had his mind altered by albert finney dr villian who forgot the hippocratic oath and is bad bad bad.
And jasonbourne besidesforgetting everything had his shatzie murdered by thecia and thats not the culinary institute of america.Where is your heart man. And besides he is everymanfighting to get his brains back from the evil doers.Stronghartwhere is your rockmunis?{questionable spelling}.Thismovie isBRokeback Mountain for straight guys.Stronghartwake up andsmell thegefilte fish. you too Malkin dont you know aRT whenyou see it and he is in such great CONDITION and really has GAME. More enthusiasmfor jumping though windows and into the east river andkillingthe muslim hit man. Don't you want us to win inIIraq.and randelmanit just not just about money its about the soul ofthis great nation. Gross see this movie and dont be afraid to like it.Boldly embrassthe medium and the message and the messenger if youknow what I mean. Cinema is like tootsie popsdifferent flavours and different ways to get to thesweet center. and take along merle to get the womensviewpoint but remember its a guy movie and your a guy.I wonder what schuffy thought of the movie.And dontforgetmost theaters are air conditioned.ss
oh and I have a tea shirt that says "born to be bourne"on the front and I run through the aisles of the supermarketmisdirecting everyones cartand telling them that the CIA is watching in a lowthreatening voice. ss
