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Steven Wright Jan 30, 2004 Ft Lauderdale

I have three brothers and a sister. But my sister has four brothers. She must not be a part of our family.

I am writing my Unauthorized Autobiography.

My neighbor is so fancy she wears pierced hearing aids.

I am looking for a decaffeinated coffee table.

The court clerk asked me if I would tell the truth and the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I replied that., yes I would, and that he was as ugly a man I had ever seen and that I would like to have a go at the girl in the first row of the jury box.



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