Monday, March 01, 2010

BusterStronghart@Gmail.com

A question has some in from a reader named "Issac."

Is it possible to reverse the flow of my blood through my veins?

Answer:

The only way is through centrifugal force. You have to get a high speed centrigon (easily available through government surplus.) My guess is that the cost would be about $2500. Be sure that you are belted in properly, and wearing a Benguzzet Helmet. Pressure points will be ankles, knees, pelvis,thorax,and head. Each should be properly afixed to the inner-wall of the centrigon.

About one hour before strapping in, take 4 grams of Onvestium powder per 100 pounds of your own weight. Drink at least a liter of water, but be prepared to urinate during the process by wearing a tight fitting adult diaper.

There should be a medical unit at your side; the best would be a Board certified pulmonary specialist and a nurse practiced in resuscitation. Your pulse should not exceed 100 bpm during the procedure which should take between 15 and 20 minutes depending on your weight.

You did not state in your question whether you are male or female--but should you have long hair it should be netted and bound.

The centrigon should gradually reach 10,000 RPM, and kept at that speed for about ten minutes while turning your body upside down.

You will sense the blood flow reversal but it will not be an overwhelming feeling.

It would be normal for you to black out at 7500 RPM, but the procedure should be continued unless your blood pressure exceeds 120.

Good luck!
BusterStronghart@Gmail.com



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