Sunday, April 19, 2009

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Dialog from a French Movie?

An actress encounters a doctor at a cocktail party.
Actress: "Ah, Doctor, how fortuitous--I have a sore throat and I must sing tomorrow night."
Doctor: "Come to my office tomorrow at four. I'll take care of you."
The following day at four.
Doctor:" I see you have come on time."
Actress: "Yes, but the office is empty, just you and me."
Doctor: "I thought I might help you in private. "
Actress: "Doctor, I hope you are not one of those men who would take advantage of the situation."
Doctor: "Ah, my dear, I am perfectly innocent."
Actress: "Oh, 'perfectly innocent?' -- Then you are one of those really dangerous men.--you should know that I do not enjoy a ten minute screw on the corner of a man's desk."
Doctor: "I can see that you are not that type of woman."
Actress: "I have only my throat to offer you."
Doctor: "Ah, I thought so -- a perfect woman."